You’re Welcome
Monday, December 5th, 2011
I was recently reminded of how amazing I am, and I could not help but think of how unfair it is that I don’t share more about myself with you, dear Internet reader. So starting now you’ll be to get twice as much of me for the same low price.
Stay here at www.ryanroser.com for your latest in inner monologues, chicken gossip, recession proof hobo recipes, bowel movement updates, home repair hijinks, and unwarranted advice.
Venture over to www.textidermy.com for half-baked technobabble, lengthy text based sleep aids, insightful econometrics, and circular reasoning.
So weary web wanderer, come this winter and rest on either of my broad, black-clothed shoulders. Relish in the magic of the fluttering, fancy, flakes of wit and wisdom falling from my dry-scalped brain.
